The Axis Of Oversteer infamous "Assie" award was bestowed on a fellow track Day partecipant this past week end at Pocono Raceway. The honor of being chosen as the recipient of the "Axis of Oversteer Assclown Award™" for the first time goes to the mustachioed driver of this aero-modifed Caterham thing.
When queried after the session as to why he did not just move over, the mustachioed one came out with this gem "If this had been a race I would never had let you by" thereby proving himself to be an A#1 USDA prime AssClown. He followed that up with a lame "I never saw you guys" further confirming his adherence of the Wanker credo.
Of course we could have told him that it was NOT a race, or perhaps that if it HAD been a race he might have been nurfed into the sand, or even that once he was out of the way both Stee and myself lapped a full 2 seconds quicker....
Instead we decided, unanimously, to bestow upon him this honor and memento so that he may treasure it forever.
Mr Aero-Caterham, you may one day come to your senses and stop driving like a clueless fool but you will always be the first Axis TrackDay Assclown™, Congratulations.
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